Emo
Any one of any age. Does not neccesarily mean depressed ([like] Goths). Don't want to kill themselves. DO have dark hair (not greasy) and are often pale, from not going outside much. They like bands like Green Day, [Good Charlotte] and White Stripes (I would know). Only a very small percentage of emos kill themselves. Emo is also a genre of music, like [Good Charlotte] sings. Some people think Emos are hated by everyone. I get bullied at school for being one.
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Hey, she's an Emo!
Horrible Teenage Girl 2: Omigod! I [hate] Emos!
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Me too! Let's [bully] her!
Horrible Teenage Girls 1+2: Yo ugly! Whys your hair so [Greasy]? You an emo? So when you gonna kill yourself? Here's a knife. Why don't you kill yourself? Would you rather [kill] youself with knives or hang yourself? When you do kill yourself, don't expect anyone to come to your funeral. We all hate you. Let's [see] your wrists, see if you [cut] them. (grab hold of wrists)
Emo [Girl]: No, leave me alone!
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Why?? You HIDING somethin?
Emo [Girl]: No! Just leave me alone!
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: I think your hiding something. I think you DO [cut] your wrists.
Horrible Teenage Girls 1+2: *LAUGH!!!! HAHAHA!*
Emo [Girl]: *runs away. bumps into emo guy. they go back to the girls*
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Ooh, look! The Emo has a friend! And it's Daniel! (emo guys name). Watch out Daniel! You might get FLEAS off The Emo!
Emo Guy: Shut up and leave her alone! I'm emo too, but you don't bully me. We're the same. Say those things to me. If you dare.
Horrible Teenage Girl 1: Oh, [yeah]? We're not scared of YOU!
(Emo Guy's group of large emo / goth 4th year friends come up. Girls look scared.)
Emo Guy: You scared now?!
THE END of story/
This is a true story. About me.
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