A snowman that's really hot that is NOT DEAD just decapitated, and it's NOT blood it's ketchup. :)
person #1: Hey what's up how are you feeling today? Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl. Person #1: Oh that sucks man. Example B: CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?
By #creamy #moist #buttery
Damn he so hit his smile make me cvm
Friend: did you cream your pants? Me: yeah I was thinking of Carl
By Purplepeepee
NPC
''Carl is such an NPC
By asdfgjklsdfasif
They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve
Brah, that snow is straight Carl
By Carl from San Diego
A humongos cock and he can pretty much fight anyone and stand victorious. HE IS HANDSOME AS FUCK AND THE GIRL GET IT
Carl is a great person
By Popo25678