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when [a penis] goes [in and out] of a [wet vagina]

I was feeling really down climbing into my tent after my first day camping but when I unzipped the fly into my tent I couldn't be happier, all was there was a sleeping bag and a beautiful girl I'd never seen before in nothing but a skinny black thong. "who might you be you sexy thing?" " you can call me Millie" she purred "but for now I want to get to know your body". I knelt down next to her, ripped off her thong and started eating her out, occasionally flicking over her [clit]. she ripped off my shorts and gasped at my rock [hard] 9 inch cock and started giving me an incredible blow job. "uh uh yeah Millie [baby] yes yes" then I cummed all through her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. "shove it in me [baby] and [don]'t hold back". I pressed her down against the sleeping bag and shoved my rock [hard] dripping cock into her soaked shaved pink pussy "uh [baby] yessss mmmm you can go further, DEEPER [BABY] DEEPER YOU KNOW YOU CAN" our [hot] juices mixed warming her pussy, "mmm [baby]". "I love you Millie" "I love you and your dick babe" we fell asleep in the spooning position only to find my dick up her ass minutes later and we were off again best sex ever

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there are many different forms of sex. one being preformed orally. either a [woman] sucks a [mans] genitals or a man massages or bites a womans vagina. dont forget gay and lebian couples either. another being [anal sex]. a man inserts his penis into a man or womans [anus] and pumps it back and forth. and then there is vaginal sex.... a penis is inserted into the vagina and pumped back and forth. there are many different positions and props used to make this pleasurable activity much more exciting. things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, skimpy little outfits ("let's play doctor babe"), and other things. condoms are a NECESSITY if you dont wish to get pregnant or any sort of [STD]. STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!!!!111

after a romantic evening out, jane and bob stood outside jane's apartment [door]. jane shuffled her [feet] nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside. but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do. "jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?" jane smiled a [big] smile. "i'd love you to stay." feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob. and this little innoccent kiss turned into a big big kiss. the [door] locked behind them. clothes on the [floor]. heavy breathing. and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand. but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions. jane on [top]. as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat. jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her [pillow], chained bob to the bed. worked him so [hard] he screamed. she slapped him again, harder... "YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face. "Scream, bob, you know you want to... dont make me force you!" bob screamed. louder louder. his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his. finally [bobs] grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet. jane lowered her head and swallowed his [cum]. this would be known as [hot], kinky sex.

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