Karen
[Annoying] "yummy mummys" who wear acrylic nails and make-up with "active wear". The playground mafia Don. Feeds her children plain rice cake snacks and ice [water] in a [family] flask & judges you for giving your children a Mars Bar, a Ribena and a packet of Wotsits. Karen is a towering pillar of 30+, while privilege. Karen prides herself on having children who dont throw public tantrums [like] yours but because she is on the board of governors, is discreetly called into school regularly because her [child] is a spiteful little fucker who bites & calls the poor kid a smelly gyppo. Sometimes, Karen went to university & thinks that [people] without degrees are peasants. No [one] in her friend group actually likes her because she makes bitchy remarks or uses crying laughing emojis to invalidate their opinion or belittle their perspective. She assumes that [people] value her degree over the wealth of experience that others have too offer. She doesn't engage in debate & is currently on the phone to head office to complain about your attitude, demanding you be sacked. If she isn't already with your manager, she is telling your friends "thats just ridiculous", laughing at you in the [hope] of convincing them that you are a stupid and unworthy person. All of Karen's profile pictures are of glasses of wine in various locations around the [house] or sometimes in her hand. This convinces you of how classy and positively continental she is.
You: I read the other day that ANYTHING Fortunately, this is her field. Karen: It really isn't (Crying laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji, rolling on the floor laughing emoji) Me: I was on a course and my tutor told me ANYTHING Fortunately, she already has a degree in primary education and she is about to make sure you know that. Karen: Well, thats just not true (laughing emoji, rolling on the floor laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji) Me: but i've been reading about it and... Karen: I've got a degree in primary education with QTS and I can tell you.... (Laughing emoji.... Spay my tea out laughing GIF). Karen to your [friendship] [friendship] group: "Oh my god! can you beleive she tried to tell ME... I dont think she even got her GCSE's. (Laugh, scoff, Laugh). She's a teaching assistant! She's a glorified babysitter. Your [child] throws a whopping hissy fit in the middle of sainsbury's. Karen: Oh, I wouldt let her get away with that. if mine... Karen to your friend circle: "Have you seen the state of what she calls parenting? (Scoff, LOL, PMSL, ROTFL) ... I would never allow [Saffron] to..." PTA: [Fuck] offf Karen, you've been called in for a quiet word every day this week because [saffron] pinches [people] and steals lego when she thinks the teacher isnt looking (or) told all of year 4 that the new [girl] wee's herself and her mum lets her do it; her mum said. Karens little angel is a chip off the old block.
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