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Dick enters vagina......Wooohhhoo!!! Man [im] having funnn Man moves up and down, on [top] of [lady].

My [husband] and I just bought our first apartment. We were sitting on the [floor] ( we hadn't moved in the furniture yet), eating ice cream. I looked over at him and back at the ice cream i felt the need to rub it onto his body and lick it off gently inch by inch. Quickly catching on he gave me a small smerk, as if to say " Yeah [baby] lets bang"!!! I reached over and grabbed his face in between my hands. We began to [kiss]. Licking each others lips:). He wrapped his arms around me and slid me on his lap. He then reached his hands under my shirt and unbuttoned my pants. I layed back on the [floor] letting him take over. I ripped off his shirt and licked up and down his chest. He took off my shirt and [bra] sucking on my breasts. soon we were completely naked, i made him stand up while i got on all fours. I grabbed his huge cock with both hands, shoved it in my mouth. His penis was so [big] i could barley fit it in my mouth. Man he got [hard] fast! Once he was fully [hard] i turned around still on all fours, he got his huge dick and shoved it inside me!i moaned with pleasure. FASTER!!! FASTER!!! HAAARRDERRR!!!!! I SCREAMED. the room quickly became filled with moans and screams of pleasure. we heard the doorbell and i got up to see who it was (still butt-naked) it was our next [door] neighbor. he asked to join and i agreed. he then got quickly undressed and started to eat me out. next thing i know both my [husband] and the neighbor were inside of me. i was so happy. best sex EVER!!!!!!!

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An extremely pleasurable action usually between a girl and a [guy] where a males dick or penis is stabbed into a [woman]'s vagina or [anus].

One day I was leaving a bikini shoot when I realized I couldn'[t] find my clothes.I walked out in just my bikini.I ran to my [car] and drove to my boyfriends [house] to drop something off for him.I walked in and yelled for him.He yelled back "I'm in here sweetie" I walked into the bedroom where I found him sitting on the bed in a robe and candles and rose petals everywhere.I walked over to him and smiled.He said come here [baby] and tell me how much you love me.I said why tell you when I can show you and [ripped] the robe off of him and grabbed his dick...I got on my knees and sucked and rubbed lookin up at him innocently then when it was [hard] enough he pushed his big ass dick between my double ds and tit fucked the hell out of me.He cummed in my face and then we got to the real sex.I kissed all the way up his stomach until I was up to his [lips].He told me to ride him like the cowgirl I was.I rode him and rode him and then we wrestled for the the [top].Kissing furiously we finally we got into the [doggy] position..we fucked and fucked and I had [five] orgasms.I screamed all night and he cummed all over me.Then for the rest of the night we spooned and forked on and off till the mornin

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when a [guy] [sticks] his (hopefully large and erect) penis into a womans vagina. simple. nothing too complicated, but adults will say its the [way] life goes on.

He pushed me against the wall and began to take my shirt off, unbuttoning my shirt and sticking his tongue in my mouth. I met it and bit down on it, making sure that I taught him who was the boss. He continued to strip me until I was naked too, and he pushed me on the ground, straddling me. But I rolled on [top] of him and squeezed his penis so it became [hard], and licked his inner thighs. He gripped my hair, so I lubed my two fingers and stuck it really hard in his [anus], [right] near the prostrate. I gripped the tip of his dick with my mouth, taking much care to graze it with my teeth as all the pre dripped into my mouth. His dick was so [hard] and it was just about eight inches, but still pretty big. I bit down on it, loving the taste, and released him, stroking the sac while biting on his cheeks. The I flipped him over, and gently spread his cheeks out, sticking my tongue in his [anus], while he moaned with delight. Now it was my turn, and I let him squeeze my boobs while trailing kisses down my neck. It felt so [good], but I wanted to hurry it up, to get to the [good] part. He obliged, and stuck his dick [right] in my vagina. I screamed with [joy] and bucked in his face, and he began to thrust. I hurt like hell, but I loved it, and I squeezed the part of his ass that I could, until I felt his [orgasm] coming, and I felt it come into me. Best night ever, more sex to come.

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Best [thing] in the [world].

"Well this is my room" I said as I walked into my room with my best [friend]. "Wow." He said looking around. I layed back on my bed and sighed. I saw him looking at my out of the corner of my eye. He walked over to me and layed on [top] of me and started to dry hump me. "What are you doing?" I asked him, "What does it look like?" He said with a devilish smile as he moved faster. "[Stop]!" I yelled, "You know you like it" He yelled back, and I secretly did. He stopped after a few minutes than started frenching me. I tried to resist, even though I loved the feel of his tongue on mine. He stopped kissing me, then pulled off his shirt and threw it on the [floor]. He was so muscular! "You like?" He said after I was staring at him for a few minutes. Then he began to [pull] my shirt off me, "[Stop]!" I said, but he continued to. He snapped off my [bra] and began to [lick] my boobs. After a few minutes I let out a small moan. "See, I knew you liked this!" He yelled as he continued. Then he started to suck on my collarbone. I gasped as he did. He then stood up and took his pants off, leaving his boxers. He pulled my pants and underwear off me and began to [kiss] my thigh. He then moved his lips over my pussy and began licking it. I moaned as he did. He kept doing this for a few minutes, then he stopped. "I'm not done with you yet." He smiled, and took his boxers off. He put his cock into my mouth. My eyes grew large as he smiled. I began giving him a blowjob. He pushed me off before he came though. He flipped me onto my back and layed overtop me. He then pushed his cock into my pussy. I screamed as he did, "[Don]'t worry, it'[ll] get better." He said as he kissed my cheek. He began thrusting in and out of me, and I started moaning. "You like?" He smiled devilishly, "Faster!" I screamed at him, "Faster??" He began thrusting in and out of me a little faster. "Faster! Harder! HARDER!!!" I yelled at the [top] of my lungs, as he did as I requested. He was thrusting into me as fast and as [hard] as he could. After a few minutes we both reached out orgasms and I screamed at the [top] of my lungs as his warm juices went into me. He slowly pulled out of me and started frenching me again. This time I didn't hold back. I let him do [whatever] he wanted to me. After that I fell asleep in his arms. When I woke up, he kissed me and smiled. "I knew you liked it." He said as I kissed him again, before we had sex again.

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