What's on your mug?

(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you! (2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch. (3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes. Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being !! knock some sense into them! :D

Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it!

By Steve

PMS, contrary to what many of the definitions on here state, actually stands for Partial Marine Survey. It refers to when a small group of boats survey a section of the ocean no larger then 5km. It generally takes place once a month and some mariners call it the most fun you can have in a boat.

Marine #1: Its PMS time! Marine #2: Arrr! I love me PMS

By Seaman Staines

Puttin up with Mens Shit

i think that explains everything that causes pms.

By Megan_xo

The time of month before a woman has her period. During this time the woman goes insane. She has bitch fits and mood swings all day.

Girl: Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight? Guy: Yea, meet me at my place around 11 Girl: WTF! You are not getting near my pussy! Guy: You just said... Girl: Go suck your own dick ^^This girl has PMS

By Pimpskater

The seemingly supernatural phenomenon which occurs monthly (like the full moon), in which women are possessed by an angry spirit that seeks to make men's lives a mystery. This can refer to premenstrual stress, post menstrual stress, or just present menstrual stress.

"Better watch out, she's PMSing!" "Wasn't her period last week though?" "It's post menstrual stress."

By RJ:)