What's on your mug?

Anybody named Ramando is a big fat hairy cow

Hey Carl

By Oooooh wow

Carl is the future, he will be the hope of the people. Your future can be anything you want it to be. Some things are within your control. You can decide to work hard and accomplish the goals you set for yourself. You can also decide to sit back and let life just happen. It's all up to you. Some things in life are out of your control, but you can control your reaction to these things. You can be happy with the things that are thrown at you and try to turn them into good things, or you can be discontented and let the chips fall where they may. It's all about choice. Your life and your future are whatever you make of them.

Carl is the best

By Craftyo321

Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.

'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.

By Ricky 4000

A stupid, gay, annoying, fat, and boring guy.

Did you hear Carl

By Boilme

A guy who probably had his existential crisis that only the age of 16. He's the kind of guy who cries himself to sleep every night. If he has kids, He doesn't. His wife has them, Someone kidnapped them, Or some shit. Carl's get no kids. The only type of kids he gets is a class of angry teenagers who live off monster energy drinks. Carl's are usually teachers, why? because they hate their life so much so that they need to make it worse with every passing minute. By the age of five Carl's are usually alcoholics. You can't blame them. It's not their fault they were named Carl. Carl's also have a tendency to have very small penises. So small that a dwarf could top them. So small that it is impossible for a man like that to be straight. Carl's have small penises.

"oh hey that's Carl." "Doesn't he have a tiny penis?" "Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?" "Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "

By Stumblebunny