pms
Pathetic Men Syndrome
PMSing Woman: I suffer from PMS, Pathetic men sydrome. Man, Me too! PMSing Woman: *Slaps*
By Eddie Wang
What's on your mug?
PMS
A time of the month where guys need to back the hell off and girls are capable of ANYTHING. A good piece of advice is to buy 2 dozen flowers everyday and smile when she throws them at you. If she crawls in her bed and cusses you out and tells you to leave her the fuck alone, if you don't want to be sterile for the rest of your life, however short it may be, leave her alone.
Guy: God, this PMS stuff is really annoying. Girl: Do you want to know how I feel? (Pulls out a very large knife.) Guy: I think this is when I go run, buy you chocolate, come back, and get the hell out.
By La'Rae
PMS
Mad Cow Disease.
The cows died of PMS.
By KS
PMS
Not just a PRE Menstrual Syndrome, but a PRE, PRESENT or POST - all year long - Menstrual Syndrome.
In need of some chocolate, Im PMSing.
By hilanimal
PMS
PMS. Men often mistake it as a period. It is BEFORE the period. It may contain mood swings, depending on how you are. It WILL contain of cramps, headaches, etc etc. Arrogant men will often assume your pmsing if you don't want to have sex or if you get mad at them for something that is their fault. I do admit, we can be bitchy sometimes but you are exaggerating it dude.
*Watches Jason pick his nose* Meadow: Why are you picking your nose? That's disgusting, you should get your finger out of your nose... Jason: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE FUCKING ABORT MISSION WE HAVE FUCKING A FUCKING PMSING BITCH OVER HERE! *Every guy runs out of the classroom in a panic while girls glare at them*
By Dontjusdgemehbruh