What's on your mug?

the biggest conspiracy ever

Bob: my girlfriend is PMSing, can i come over? Ian: don't fall for that shit, she is just being a bitch. slap her across the face and tell her to knock it off.

By Ian Wetzel

Pre-Menstural syndrome (A.K.A - Period). _________________ A time in the month when a woman gets super human strength, moodswings and becomes extremely cranky and annoying. If you have a girlfriend and suddenly she becomes extremely annoying and angry at you when you did nothing wrong at all, that must mean shes going through a PMS. If she is having a period, prepare for her to become an insensitive piece of shit that annoys you until your head explodes, and the worst of it is that you will have to forgive her about that because shes having a goddam period.

Kyle is chatting with Abbey over the messenger: Kyle: Hey abbey what's up? Abbey: STFU loser! I've had it with you, ya' pain in the ass!!! Kyle: PMS..? Abbey: Yeah.. I'm sorry.. I love u 'kay? Kyle: -runs away-

By FLking

The act of being a purple majestic snowflake.

Matt you're such a PMS

By Dabio_Munch

When A girl Is pissed off doesnt have to be her time of month or when a man is acting the same way

damn that boy is Pmsing like anything.Being all rude and prissy

By SexShi MAmi

Everybody knows what it means for a woman, but for men PMS means Pack My Suitcase.

Woman: What? You haven’t done that yet !!! Man: Hey, cool down, you ask me 2 minutes ago Woman: You are so irresponsible Woman: Do you love me at all ? Man: All right, I know which week we are now, it's PMS week, time to Pack My Suitcase.

By Helvisse