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Bob

The lord that surpasses that of god and jesus. "If you say you god at orange justice then you mean me." a famous quote created by Bob with the help of Albert Einstein. When bob came across the word "strög" he famously changed it and all of it's definitions to "ströbröd". Bob once sat underneath an apple tree and an apple came falling down onto his forehead, then he instantly ascended to a more powerfull being and created the word "sockervadd". Bob also traveled to Italy once and dropped a piece of bread and a tomato together on the ground and invented Italiano Pizza, people called him Mestre Da Pizza for his wonderful actions.

Me:Hello Bob:I be bobbin Me:What? Bob: *Pulls a fat bob-it on my forehead causing permanent brain damage*. Me:*now retarded* Bob: Yeah bro

By WildHobbit57

Bob

The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to. Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.

"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?" or "Yes, i do, Bob" or "Are you awake, Bob?"

By Krkič

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