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pms

The week or so of month where girls expirience horrible pain, crazy mood swings, blood streaming out of their vagina, and the desire to curl up in a ball and possibly never move again. And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal. It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.

guy: babe wanna suck my dick girl: I hope you drop dead guy: jeez your a real bitch girl: go away guy: this sucks balls girl: *pulls out a knife guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing

By ieatbrains2400

PMS

A phrase used by an asshat man as an argument-ending device to discredit a woman's entirely valid criticisms of him, especially to a public audience of other males. The use of the phrase 'pre-menstrual' will be applied regardless of what point in her menstrual cycle she is, or if she even menstruates at all. Any attempt to point this inaccuracy out will be shouted down with an exclamation of "Ew! TMI!"

Female Coworker: Harry, could you please not loudly discuss your sex tour to Amsterdam whilst I am on the phone to a client? It is rather unbusinesslike. Male Asshat Coworker: Oooo... *to whole office* SALLY'S PMSing! Run for your lives!

By magnetron

PMS

when a girl is on her period and gets mad when you say something that would normally just piss her off a little bit. this is probably because she's experiencing horrible cramps while at the same time being accused of using her period as an excuse not to please her man. whoever thinks a period is torture for MEN is seriously misguided. swallow a ravenous squirrel, sit there until it claws itself out while a tampon is up your ass and maybe you'll feel differently.

not all girls go through bad PMS, like me, for instance. i'm lucky that way, I usually just curl up in pain and try to avoid any talking.

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