What's on your mug?

The answer you get from about every 6 year old...

Mom : Johnny apples or bannanas? Johnny : I don't know!

By Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok

The Universal Answer to all questions.

What's 2+2? I don't know. Are you gay? I don't know. Wanna have sex? I don't know. Ching Chong Egg Roll? I don't know. You like Urban Dictionary? I don't know. Why do you keep saying I don't know? I don't know.

By DaroachSX

When you really don't wanna talk to someone, hit them with an I don't know. Or if you really don't know, then hit them with an I don't know too.

Slobeater66-- What's our homework? Bitchslapper69--I don't know Slobeater66--K

By squidward with scoliosis

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third? Abbot: No, Who's playing first. Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base. Abbot: No, What is on second. Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?" Abbot: Who's on first! Costello: I don't know Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!

By pleesedu naht ask

Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeon television show You Can't Do That On Television that, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person

- "Hey, where'd Moose go?" - "I don't know."

By tofoomeister