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Kanye West

Kanye West is the world biggest douche

By Words of Wisedom

The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.

Look at that douche in the Prius thinking he is saving the environment!

By joetheplumber666

A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.

"God, he's such a douche."

By crazy_birch

Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.

The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.

By This was my version of "the talk"--grew up in a rediculously puritanical Doctor's household.

obnoxious frat guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment

Spencer Pratt pretty much screams DOUCHE

By dfhjkhfkhsfj