What's on your mug?

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.

Oh wow, a film about cock teases.

By Gumba Gumba

When your girl wakes up all ratchet, makeup smeared smelling like tequila.

"Damn girl you're coyote ugly"

By Sasha Pierce

You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."

By seemymick

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it Like a coyote in heat its kinda ugly to the neighbors You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited "Did you hear that last night?" "of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"

probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick" Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night "Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it" She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno

By SoapySardines aka Dorian