A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.
Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means Person 1: you bet I do
By ||_S1MP_||
A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.
“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube
By Mini aspirin
Valentine’s Day Other day to be alone And knowing that your not loved, See many couples who are happy together…
Someone: Why are you crying? Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.
By Aloneness
the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage
“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”
By un k n o w n
Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.
Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏
By Patrickfrm704