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Another rich hellhole in Westchester. Similar to Bronxville and Chappaqua. In fact, basically the same. While there are some nice people, and some people who aren't ultra-rich and won't recieve a BMW with their driver's licence, most people are quite snobby and rich. Some call themselves "Jews" but don't follow the principles of Judaism at all, kids start "dating" in fifth grade, and anyone who doesn't wear Lacoste or Abercrombie is in some deep shit.

(These are all true) Skank: OMG, you look like such a fag! Me (wearing cheaper clothes): and why would that be? Skank: You don't have a label! You gotta wear Abercrombie Skank on cell: Oh my god, I don't get why everyone hates Scarsdale, just because we have the money and use it doesn't make us bad, does it? Skank: I went shopping at tarzhay Male Skank: don't you mean target? Skank: yes, but target sounds uncultured Asshole in Jeep with rolex: yo, pimp my ride! Ain't it ghetto?

By Scarsdalesux

The most Jewish town in the world. where everyone is a JAP, so everyone calls everyone else a JAP without feeling bad. eveyone who lives there is so proud to say that they do. what they dont realize is- no one cares. home of the walking designer,model body,big nosed girls and the really nerdy well dressed guys where there are about three black kids in the school, none of whom are ghetto at all. where public schools beat out most private schools.

welcome to scarsdale.... girl wearing lacoste shirt points at girl wearing juicy pants and squeals: OMFG SHE IS SUCH A JAP! rich girl to semi-rich girl: no. eeeefffing. way. i cant believe you didnt get a mini cooper with your drivers license. you are soooo deprived!

By ilivehere

where the rich kids are scared to go down central ave to Nathans for the street races because it's technically Yonkers

"I got a bimmer!" "shuttup ur pops bought it for u. run those keys too." "please give me my car back!" "my whip now. peace."

By d-block

The base location for New York's Jewish population Which apparently is something to be desired by other towns who all seek to be encompassed within the 10583 zip code. Little do these towns know, that being a part of Scarsdale has symptoms that consist of the following: 1. Way too much money, resulting in random TVs appearing in school hallways. 2. A terrible high school football team. 3. JAPS 4. Many Hummers driven by tooth pick thin Scarsdale moms who pay no attention to the fact that they are taking up two lanes. 5. Other acts of equal unintelligence in direct proportion to the sizes of Heathcote houses.

EVERY MORNING SOMEONE PARKS A HUMMER IN FRONT OF SCARSDALE HIGH SCHOOL. "Thats typical Scarsdale, a hummer taking up two parking spots"

By A Sarcastic Storm

Despite being one of the richest towns in the NATION, Scarsdale still also maintains a reputation for being one of the most liberal places in the United States. Makes no sense!!! Don't you WANT Bush tax cuts??!!

Bronx, baby, where's the Bronx at where's the bronx at!

By Henry718