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Real man

A word used by an idiotic male or an oblivious female. Normally it means to be: Appealing to the qualities of a stereotypic joke, ignoring emotion, ignoring their female counterpart as a human and more as a sex toy. In all actuality, a "real man" doesn't have to describe themselves and call themselves a real man. They prove it by being a good natured person. Now this doesn't mean to be a "real man" you have to be perfect just don't be a dick or a prick or any ick words, and don't pertain to stereotypic cliched males. A.K.A. The main Cobra Kai bully in Karate Kid.

Ricky: Hey man look at this pink shirt I have, shows off my muscles I'm gonna get the chicks tonight! Ryan: Dude aren't you married? Ricky: So? Ryan: Well how about just do those things with your wife? Ricky: I'ma real man! Ryan: You're a real dick, I bet if you killed yourself, a girl in the world would say yes before feeling a bit of sadness or none at all.

By SomeGuyInTheWorld

Real Man

A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too. Also used to manipulate insecure men. Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.

Incorrect use #1 Person: Do what I want Man: No Person: You're not a real man Incorrect use #2 Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah. Correct use Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.

By periodtpooh24

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