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PGP

This term had been created to summarize most problems in the lives of males. In seeing problems with several friends over the same girl, I noticed the girl was creating problems for all 3 of them. I then decided to coin a term that would from thereon easily describe situations similar to this, i.e. where a woman is causing problems for others. -- 1. As a noun: PGP stands for (a) Pussy Given Problem. A problem caused by a pussy or vagina, a female sexual organ that has caused many problems through the ages. Often a lust for men. 2. As a verb: PGPed (past tense) to have been burdened by a Pussy Given Problem. 3. As an interjection: PGP stands for Pussies Give Problems. This could be used as a wise saying amongst other to see clearly the problem at hand. When talking about a female problem amongst friends, one could say this one word "PGP." and will have accurately stated the obvious. -- This term is not to be limited to just male problems, PGPs can come onto other females also. Problems could spring in a lot of places, a PGP could be caused for a car to. A woman might be trying to fix a car and ends up ruining it, she has PGPed the car. I hope to have given my male friends a way to correctly assign the cause for many problems in their lives. To solve a PGP is to "get rid of the bitch". "A pussy is only as good as it can produce viable results in the world." - J.G.

1. John had been sick all week, I suspect he has a PGP on his hands...or in his bed. 2. I remember when Joe was PGPed by Tracy, he failed his SATs because of her. 3. Jack: "Man I can't believe I haven't get rid of this headache yet, and my car broke down too, and all these weird things have been happening to me." Mike: "PGP."

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