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Someone who’s perfectly capable... of “Living in Lies” as Dr. Jorpson Porpson would say. As he lied his way to the [top] (to his investors) and bought his position as CEO. Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if [people] give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant [people] on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into [space]? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?

We’ll never know! Because the [people] who work for him aren’[t] allowed to say anything bad about him or even [like] posts on twitter that say things that are bad about him. But he’s impoverishing your political opponents... so he’s OK in your book. And he needs help dealing with the unions and class action lawsuits that are coming for them and “WE NEED THE HIERARCHIES!!” as Dr. Jeepee-Peepee Porpson-Dorpson would say. Which are [top]-down, pyramid shaped structures where it is necessary for the people at the [top] to have authority over everyone beneath them (because authority and dominance and competence are all literally interchangeable to Professor 👨 🏫 Peter Jordanson) and are deserving of their status because they achieved it though their own personal merit and not BLATANT DISHONESTY AND NEPOTISM/CRONYISM.... Except for Elon Musk... Who is a nepotistic disabled... Who lied to investors and publicly manipulated stock prices... And didn’t actually make money with his business but, rather, by selling “Carbon Credits” that were... GIVEN to him and NOT earned.... By the [government]... who also subsidized he business.... The [government] that takes my money.... and redistributes it.... to Elon...” Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs [mAn]! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!” Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE [GOVERNMENT] GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”

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