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Douchecanoe

When Douchebag isn't enough. The scummiest of guys. And i mean SCUMMIEST. Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image. The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested. (Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)

Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing." Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.." Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME" (Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over) Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."

By EubonicsAreFun

douchecanoe

A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.

"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."

By kish2554

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