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Confederate Flag

Piece of archaic southern history sometimes refered to as "heritage". In common practice, those proudly displaying the confederate flag are extreme nationalists, showing immense hypocrisy in the fact that the flag was seperatist and used in the fight AGAINST national unity, or rednecks who believed that the American Civil War was a fight for freedom from oppression and not just the desire to continue slavery, print different money for each individual state without clear exchange rates, form alliances between states, and throw the nation into unending divisive war.

The southern factions of the KKK use the confederate flag as the logo because they have no idea what the fuck is going on much of the time.

By cndnmatt

Confederate Flag

What is today called "The Confederate Flag" or "The Confederate Battle Flag" is actually a combination of the colours of the [Army] of Northern Virginia battle flag with the design of the Second Confederate Navy [Jack]. Despite it never having historically represented the CSA (Confederate States of [America]) as a nation, this 'flag' has become a widely recognized symbol of the South. According to Civil [War] historian and native Southerner Shelby Foote, the flag traditionally represented the South's resistance to Northern political dominance. The original (i.e. Civil [War] era) "resistance to Northern political dominance" was the same as the cause of the American Civil [War] - the southern states lack of [faith] in the United States [government] after sweeping victory of the Republican party, including the election of Abraham Lincoln as president. More specifically, South Carolina, Mississippi, [Georgia], and [Texas] each issued formal declarations of the causes of their secession, each of which identified the threat to slaveholders’ rights as either the dominant cause or a major cause of their secession. The other seceding states also expreseed similar views. During the Civil Rights Movement, the focal point of "resistance to Northern political dominance" was the fight against desegregation. Since the issue of racial slavery was deeply intertwined with the causes of the formation of the CSA and since strong opposition to the Civil Rights Movement and strong support for continued segregation was primarily centered in the southern areas that were the CSA, it is difficult to not see the 'Confederate flag' as having some connotations of slavery and [racism]. After the Battle of Okinawa a Confederate flag was raised over Shuri Castle by a soldier from the self-styled "[Rebel] Company" (Company A of the 5th Marine Regiment). It was visible for [miles] and was taken down after three days on the orders of General [Simon] B. Buckner, Jr. (son of Confederate General [Simon] Buckner), who stated that it was inappropriate as "Americans from all over are involved in this battle". It was replaced with the Stars and Stripes (i.e. the American flag).

Some comments from a couple some guys who should be considered most knoweldgable about the Confederate Flag and its origins/purpose. Confederate States Vice President [Alexander] Stephens: The cornerstone of the CSA government would "rest upon the great [truth] that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery — subordination to the superior race — is his natural and normal condition. This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, [based] upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral [truth]." Confederate States President Jefferson [Davis]: “From at least the time of the American Revolution, [white] southerners defined their liberty, in part, as the right to own slaves and to decide the fate of the institution without any outside interference.” Confederate States President Jefferson [Davis]: The secession crisis had been created by the Republican Party's failure "to recognize our domestic institutions {a thinly veiled reference to slavery} which pre-existed the formation of the Union or {to recognize} property which was guarded by the Constitution."

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Confederate flag

Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.

When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.

By Littlehandsdonniedotard

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