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nasty little bloodsucking creature that lives in my basement. if Vivi comes over, she has to sit in my lap to be safe! :P

v: whats that noise? me: its just the chupacabra! v: ahh... not again! me: c'mon dááárlin! :)

By DNL27

also called "the goat sucker" even though it attacks many different animals. The first attak was reported in Puerto Ricobut but attaks have been seen in chile, columbia, mexico as well as the U.S. and similar attacks in the U.K., Ireland and Spain. Wittnesses desscribe the chupacabra as a kangaroo looking creature standing 4-5 feet tall with spikes running down its spine. So far there has been one attack on humans. there are a few ideas regarding this creature the most likely being occult ritauls the least likely being alien activity.

"damn chupacabra killed my cattle!"

By popop_9

That mexican lizard. Eats all the goats.

Simmons: That would be the chupacabra, sir Sarge: Hey Griff, Chupa-thingy? How bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

By Audio

A gay male who is known for sucking dick; draining body fluids out of males, leaving them dry and lifeless. (Spanish=Chupar means "to suck or to draw fluid.)

My wife's gay nephew is such a Chupacabra! He always tries to hit on me when he comes over to visit my wife.

By buell05

A sex act beginning when a man binds a woman into the inverse mantis position. He then grabs a horn and violently inserts it into the female's vagina. She then, through the process of vaginal contraction, blows goat's blood out of the horn and onto the man's penis. Using glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth, she performs fellatio on the man, until his ejaculated semen mixes with the goat's blood. At this juncture, the woman gargles the lathered solution and swallows.

James: "I'm heading down to the Swedish deli. You want anything?" Sam: "Can you pick me up some goat's blood?" James: "The chupacabra?" Sam: "...the chupacabra..."

By TimAndEric