What's on your mug?

A bad word

Karen: Oh my god Becky Religious person: That's a bad word you need to go to jail

By Omgbeccaauhh

light yagami

I worship God, Light Yagami

By godlightyagami

His Name Is Feitan Portor.

"May GiRly GiRl be with you" "Feitan is god"

By Feitan's_only_wife_

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.

Oh my God, you smell like shit.

By @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late. God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

By SabrxnaWolf