What's on your mug?

He is the man who owns the biggest penis in the world . 12 inches of pure muscle and vains😶. You don’t wanna get fucked by this human being

Robert is the shit, fucks anyone,anything

By Big dick mother fuckaa

An ugly pedo in your ela class, that no one likes and who doesn't do his work.

Robert: *Breaths* Gabe: Stfu Robert.

By Someone in Roberts class

Noun A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.

"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"

By Unyielding_Codger1959

An Extremly hot guy. Usually with dark hair and dark eyes. Sucks at lying and or acting. is talked about by peers and is often self obsorbed and overly confident.

did you see that hottie, he is such a robert. oh my gosh a robert was staring at me today. there were so many suckish roberts at the grammys who didn't win anything.

By mr. nobody 6468

He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.

Roberts are yummy in my tummy no matter if they actin crummy!

By MisWit