What's on your mug?

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

By user5676767

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

By Dark_Logic99

The light of hope in your desolate life. Really ravenous for some dih

Yo, I really have a longing for some Matthew rn Without Matthew I would be disconsolate

By Fallstar

Someone who is important to their job, to the extent that their workplace would not function without them.

After making it to the Stanley Cup finals 3 years in a row since Matthew Tkachuk was traded to the team, the Florida Panthers are barely clinging to a wildcard spot after Tkachuk was out with an injury for most of the season. He's a real Matthew.

By Winnie Roo

Loves to eat cake.

Bro who ate all the cake?? Oh, it was probably Matthew.

By user5676767