What's on your mug?

Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Zlatan is not god, god is Zlatan. Zlatan is Everything and everywhere but is mostly known as a football player.

God created everything. Zlatan created god. You can't not know Zlatan. Zlatan is everywhere

By Omanandam

CHUCK Shirley, also known as a wonderful, drunk character from the most beautiful SHOW ever created, Supernatural on CW

Person: oh my god Supernatural fan: don't you mean oh my chuck skank

By zjzjssns

1. An english word for Love but ex like time is space is music, you use and can it differently. 2. When referring to an entity, it is most commonly meaning one of 8 animal gods Cat(christian, child), Monkey, Wolf(chance), Mermaid(goddess), Reptile(yoda, frog), Father(man), Owl(l o r d), Hawk(darkness, witnessing, seer)

In the Name of God, you are Nothing for me... What's all this love about the world without knowing it was God in name alone, you think?

By Setsuko Kaguya

your father

i am god

By i$@@(

1. He's meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan!!!! He's a meany!! *Yeusha might not be one of his names I'm just guessing.

EXAMPLE: Person 1: Who's that mean guy? Person 2: That's God. Person 1: Goddamn that bitch is mean? Person 2: I don't think God will damn himself. Person 1: He might..if he was stoned.. Person 2: Wanna slip him some dope? Person 1:FUCK YES!!! Person 2: All right!! Person 1: Let's go. ~6 minutes later~ Person 2: Awww it didn't work. Person 1: I though putting dope in his coffee was the way to go Person 4: Not according to this *points at map* Person 2: What happened to Person 3?? Person 3: djpgoejrt09eut-3joejrjee Person 1: He's the guy who drank the coffee. ~7 years later~ Person 1: I'[m so glad we had this baby together *nurses baby* Person 2: What ever happened to God? Satan: I put him in a cage. Person 2: Really? Satan: Oh yeah. And I spat on him. Person 3: Well that's great.

By Maggie Hell