What's on your mug?

Man with a white beard, sits on a throne in heaven sipping on tea.

God: damnit humans are killing each other again.

By apex overlord

You know when you really want something, you close your eyes and wish for it really hard? God is the guy that doesn't give a fuck about it.

You: I wish mommy and daddy are gonna stop arguing soon... God: Yeah that's right, sucker. *God flies awaaaay*

By AwesomeMixVol2

The person who created the earth.

God is the best person ever, and earth is the best thing ever.

By xxSuper_Pooper2009xx

The entity some people worship, such as Christians, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, and the list goes on. Believers in science with no religious intervention are known as Atheists. This entity seems to have some strange opinions that sometimes will make no sense.

Atheist: Oh, God dammit. Catholic: *gasps* YOu sAid The LOrD’S nAmE in VAiN!

By AnAsshole’sSon

G-ood O-rderly D-irection Another way to look at the word and whatit might represent heard in an AnA meeting

If you can't belive in God as a super power then think of it a Good Orderly Direction

By Matt