What's on your mug?

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

By AbnormalBoy

Something most people don't read

loololool who actually reads books? olololol

By acekilla379344335

new word for cool as coined by me

"hey check out my new shoes" "dang them shits is book

By kevin "k-bone"

This is what comes up on predictive text instead of cool. Book is the height of all coolness possible.

James: I am soo book its unbelievable. Mel: Ahahaha, no. Lol at your face.

By Booktimes.

A thing old people use to look stuff up

When John wanted to know what "endothelium" was, instead of googling it, he looked it up in an ancient, 47-lb book called a medical dictionary

By ecstatic_editor