What's on your mug?

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin

Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there? Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.

By Very small PP man

a sweet and charming person who is able to earn a lot of money without even trying. Girls fall in love with him as soon as they see. Matthew is a god in bed and can make girls cum just by thinking of him

omg that guy is so handsome! He must be Matthew

By urmomligmaass

Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.

Dang, Matthew is so sweet and funny.

By lovemeyoufool

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.

“Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”

By baddielucygirl

Matthew is a tall dude with a red hairy vainy cock, he pulls no bitches, he is a ranga that thinks to high of him self while he looks like a ranga verison of slender man

"Matthew sits on his ass all day and does nothing"