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a [HOTT] [way] of saying I love you. [Insert dick] into pussy and hump!

I opened my [door] one day, exhausted from working at [McDonalds] for 10 hours (dont judge) and my girlfriends sitting on the counter. We had never had sex before. She looks at me and simply says 'im ready'. Im grinned with excitement. I spread out her legs (her clothes still on) and stood in between them. I brushed my fingers through her [long] wavy black hair. She began frenching, so did I. I picked her up, with her legs still wrapped around my waist, and brought her into our bedroom. She stood against the wall and I held her. I began to pull down her skirt, then I unbuttoned her blouse. Every button that I did, she seemed to become more [horny]. Once Her Over-clothes were off, I began too [work] at her bra. She began to get impatient. She pushed me onto the [bed] and wipped off her bra and panties faster that I could say 'sexy'. I took off my clothes as well. Instead of getting ontop of me (which was what I expected), She went [straight] for my dick. She began sucking it and licking until it was [hard]. She then got up and went face to the wall, bent over, put her hands on the wall, spread her legs, and told me too come. I did as my lover requested. I got on my knees and began licking her clit I stuck my tounge into her wet pussy as far as it would go. She was moaning loudly by then. I stood up and began shoving my [hard] 6-inch dick into her pussy. I starting cumming and she moaned even louder. Then we got on the bed and I said "[69]". She understood me imediently. She Began licking my hard dick and [balls], and I Stuck my warm fingers into her Pussy, then my tounge. Then I pulled her from my dick and lay on top of her. I began licking and sucking at her cold [tits]. By this time she was screaming "[Josh], oh my gawd [Josh], Harder" I began sucking her [tits] harder, and at the same time I put my dick into her pussy. By the end, she was satisfied, and I was simply exhausted. We went too sleep quickly. The next week she came downstairs and looked at me with a grin on her face. She said, "It happened, im pregnant" I hugged her with joy, and I proposed. Then the whole thing started over again.**

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The [best] [thing] in the entire [world].

I step into my bedroom. "This is it"I say, lying down. "[Cool]" my friend answers. I can see his muscles showing through his abercrombie [shirt]. I start breathing a little faster as he walks towards me. "So" he asks. He starts to pull off his shirt and shows me his muscles. He then pulls off his pants, just leaving on his boxers. I watch as he slowly [un] zips my jeans and throw them on the [floor]. "What are you doing?" I ask him. "You'll see". I then open my mouth gaping in [awe] as he takes off his boxers. Before me is the biggest [cock] I've ever [seen]. 12 inches around and 4 wide. I then take it in to my mouth, sucking hungrily. He then pulls of my shirt but has trouble with the [bra] so I direct his hands how to untie it. I then pull of my underwear and we get under the covers. We have sex there. He slides his dick in and out,in and out. It feels good but he was just shallow fucking me. I then whisper in his ear " I know you can go deeper,harder, and faster." He then started ramming his [cock] in to my pussy and we fell asleep doing that.

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