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Pi ssed off at M ankind S yndrome. Occurs a little before or during a girl's period. It basically makes you feel like crap for anywhere from 2 to 5 days. Let me put it this way, if men had to deal with this, the international suicide rate would be a lot higher. It can causes any or many of the following symptoms: mood swings, low self esteem, headaches, cramps from Hell, bloating, snapiness, fatigue, muscle/joint aches, food cravings, heightened thirst, nausea, stomachaches, more frequent crying, insomnia, boob tenderness, acne break outs, or even nightmares. I don't suggest teasing your girlfriend while she's go through this. Girls may celebrate its completion with ice cream.

Jeez, PMS blows. This headache's been going on all day! Dude, don't mess with Stacy right now, she's PMSing. She'll bite your head off!

By The Wondering Wanderer

Post Missionary Syndrome. Often times when Mormon boys return from their missions they act and react awkwardly in everyday situations due to their detachment from real life situations for the past two years.

"See that guy over there? He just got home from his mission and he totally has PMS" "Dude, would you relax around these girls? They're supposed to have the tampons not you. You must have PMS"

By colbyd87

Pre or Post-Midnight Snack: It is a humorous term intended to be confused with the scientific Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (the original PMS), especially when used by a male.

Mike: Man, my PMS was really delicious. Joe: What...? Mike: My Post-Midnight Snack. Joe: Wha-? Ohh. Phil: I think I'll have my PMS soon. Linda: Jerk! Are you making fun of me? Phil: What? No! I'm just gonna heat up my Pre-Midnight Snack! Linda: Hahaha, that's... clever.

By JHJH123

Former Medical Term, abbreviation for "Premenstrual Syndrome". A mysogynist term for the combination of a)hormonal changes a woman undergoes that prepare her to menstruate and b) the exhaustion caused by women not taking care of themselves at this time. Often used to exonerate another person of guilt for wrongs they have done to the involved woman by minimising her reactions.

Bill: Jude, why's June crying? Jude: Oh, I just said her cooking sucks and she needs to clean the house more often. She started crying and yelling about being unappreciated. Bill: Oh, sounds like she's got PMS. Jude: You got it, Bill.

By InaGoddessEye

Also called: Pre Masacre Syndrome A time when it is legaly declared unsafe to be around a woman. Common symtoms of this syndrome are random decapitations of men, extra homework, more chores, ear aches, head aches, loss of spines particularly in men, a loss of reproductive organs (also widely in men), and general HELL!

Innocent bystander 1: Wha..What is it? Innocent bystandar 2: I don't know. Woman infected with PMS roars and breathes fire Bystandars are torched, and then run, with multipul explosions in the background.

By Uknowthename