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A world's consumerism day

Anti-fag activist: Black Friday is the day of consumerism

By Sir. B

A day in flight attendant initial class when you take an exam and someone is excused at random. This usually takes place when the class breaks for lunch and upon your return, there is a classmate missing.

Hey Karen, good luck on the test today. Thanks Susan. I’ll need it. It’s also Black Friday.

By Gert Barr

A sexual activity exclusively involving black men.

The boys are watching black friday after school, are you coming?

By VIXI-0000

A day, particularly on a Friday where a group of gay black men have a massive gay sex party in which one takes all of the men’s cocks in different places

Look at that guy he experience Black Friday last week, he’s barely walking

By BBCINYOURBOOTAY

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children. The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived. Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.

Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.

By Thurgalicious