What's on your mug?

A severe and widely spread std

Timmy caught an STD called life from his parents

By Bitch boy 69420

The precursor to death

Oppenheimer: I am become death Man: Wtf dude this is the definition for life

By Droppedbaby

Something every teenager wants to end at some point, but never does so.

Teenager: I want to end my life... Mother: Again?

By Babbleswap22

The number one cause of death

You can't die if you haven't lived a life.

By UltimateDoge

42.

when life gives you lemons...

By Aluminum foil thats cool