What's on your mug?

i just fucked your mom

i will fuck your mom again you ar fucked

By fuckeddddddd

non-normative

My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.

By retroj

The state you are in when you engage in sexual behavior for the first time outside of the sanctity of marriage and become emotionally dependent on more sex only to find that lust is truly the most dangerous drug of all. If you are fucked, try to write music about it, then replace real sex with porn, then replace porn with a hobby that makes money. Hopefully one day you can unfuck yourself.

Person 1. Omg Dasha was my life. She left me and now has a family. She let me inside her and now she is gone. Person 2. You loved a whore. She only wanted sex. You're fucked.

By Krnb

Tired/knocked for 6 after a pure graft

Awww mate I’m pure fucked after that shift

By Katem84

when a person thinks that they messed up for doing something embrassing or illegal.

john : hey bitch i will beat the shit out of you! john : oh shit , i fucked up.

By badgalkiki