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when a man sticks his erect [penis] in a womans lubricated vagina for either pleasure or baby making. Sex can be done between a man and a woman a woman and a woman or a man and a man or several [people] at once ([threesome], foresome, orgy etc).

i was walking into the auditorium setting down the costumes for the show that was about to begin. My friend was talking to me but as i was setting up my eyes were fixed on something else. The sexist man alive and the lead in the show, [Adam]. He was lifting a heavy backdrop and his muscles showed through his shirt and he was sweaty, which was turning me on. He looked at me from the stage and winked. I blushed real bad and turned around. Later when everybody was in their own dressing rooms, i was changing, when i heard a knock from outside. "some ones in here," i said. "I know," said a voice. i went outside half naked and saw [adam] standing there wearing practically nothing. "what are you doing here?" i said as i reached for my shirt. "Don't" he said , he held my hand and took the shirt out of my hands. His voice was low and [sweet] and he pulled me toward him. I didnt resist as we kissed passionately. He grabbed the small of my back with one hand and my breast with the other. I held his head as i reached down to the [hard] lump in his pants. "Take your pants off," i commanded, he did so quickly. And i saw the biggest [penis] that i had ever layed eyes on. I was 10 inches [long] and 3 inches wide completely erect. I slowly licked the tip and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy as he moaned for more. I went up and down the shaft with my mouth and then started deep throating him. I couldnt help it but i [bit] down as his [penis] reached the back of my throat. "OH MY [GOD], dont [stop] Leah, dont [stop]!" but i felt he was about to cum so i grabbed his shoulders and pulled him down next to me. We kissed again and then we were having sex. He was shallow fucking me "GO HARDER, " i demanded. i felt his [penis] move in and out of me and the pleasure that came was so amazing it felt like rising in your legs until your body can't take it anymore and collaspes under you. "Leah oh man your amazing." he felt like he was going to cum so he flipped me over as i layed under him and we did it doggie until he pushed all 10 inches into me and the sensation drove me striaght into orgasm just after one push i screamed his name out of pure joy and felt better than i ever could have. He took it all out and then shoved it back in as i screamed in pleasure. i orgasmed for 5 full minutes as he was still on me and i felt the warmth of his cum inside me as we both collapsed on each other breathing [hard]. We then fell asleep still with his [penis] in me as he layed over me. Some one knocked on the [door] and it jotled us awake. We quickly got dressed still steamed and full of passion as we eyed each other. we silently promised that later we will go again and again, as i kissed him "later" i promised and as i kissed him i felt him smile...

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when [a man]'s [penis] is shoved into [a women]'s vagina

One day [Aj] slipped Lily a note it read, "Meet me at the janitor's closet.. things are about to get dirty ;)" So right after the bell rang she went to her locker and got her finest bra and underwear. Aj got a condom. Then they met up in the huge closet. "Hey," Lily said. Aj couldn't stop looking at her [boobs]. "You wanna see them?" lily said in a sexy voice. "Oh [yeah]," said Aj. So lily took off her shirt and asked A to help her with her bra. "yes" Aj thought! Then when the bra came off she said "what are you waiting for for.. pull down those pants and let me see your big [cock]." So he did. Then they were naked and alone in the closet. Lily gave Aj a hand job then Aj cummed all over lily's bra! "[Oh], it's on Lily said. She turned her vibrator to the highest level. They were both on the [cold] [floor] masturbating and cum was all over the [floor]. "You wanna have sex?" Lily said. "I brought condoms.." Then Aj shoved his [cock] into Lily's vagina and started moving and pushing fast and [hard]. "OH DADDY YES" Lilly screamed. They went into missionary, doggy, and anal. They were hugging and cumming and hugging and cumming. If you go to pornhub.com and you will find more info there.

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When a man inserts his [penis] into a woman's vagina with the goal of producing cum and orgasming. It can be proceed by various forms of [oral sex] such as [blow jobs] and eating out

One day I came home late from work. I thought that my [girlfriend]/roommate [Katie] would be mad at me. However, when I walked through the door, she was sitting on the table in the kitchen wearing nothing more than she had been born in, her legs spread wide with her pink pussy glistening. "I've been waiting for you" she said, and immediately hopped of the table and ripped off my pants. I fell backward onto the floor, and she began to give me the best blowjob I had ever had. It was pure heaven. Even when I came in her mouth, she didn't pull away. As I stiffened again, she suddenly stopped and rearranged herself in the famous "[69]" position on top of me. I began to eat her out, and she made the most amazing sounds I have ever heard come from a person's mouth. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "Answer it" [Katie] told me, "I asked a friend over". I went to the door, my erect [penis] in hand. When I opened it, I was greeted by Annmarie, [Katie]'s best friend and the owner of the hugest [boobs] I had ever seen. She was wearing a tight pink tank top and a black mini-skirt, but not for long. She stepped over the threshold and ripped off her cloths, her breasts heaving with her breathing. She walked right past me and started eating out [Katie], who was sitting on the couch. They were both making such nice sounds that I simply watched for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. Then [Katie] looked at me and motioned me towards Annmarie's butt. I took the hint and immediately began fucking her up the ass. She screamed in pain and pleasure mixed, and continued to eat [Katie] out, as I slammed into her again and again, faster and harder than I had ever fucked anyone in my entire [life]. Suddenly, I felt myself about to cum. I pulled out of Annmarie and shoved her onto the couch next to [Katie] and gave them both the biggest facial that they had ever had. This was the best night of my [life], oral sex and anal sex with [two] beautiful girls.

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