n. The "Fisher Price" of the video games industry. n. A virus related to that which was responsible for the zombie apocalypse, however, this virus does not completely destroy the brain of the host. Instead, it creates a ravenous disciple of the one true god (IMHOTEP, AAHem - NINTENDO).
Don't touch him, I think he has nintendo
By farouticus
A gaming company that does nothing but make the same games over and over again but with differant graphics. After the release of the Gamecube everything went downhill until the Wii which is slightly better because of the differant styles of playing any of the games.
Guy 1: "Hey what are you doing later?" Guy 2: "Gonna kick back and play some Super Smash Bros Melee on my Nintendo Gamecube." Guy 1: "What is that like the 30th Super Smash Bros game released?" Guy 2: "32nd actually." Guy 1: "Lame."
By Uranium Bullet
A 100+ year-old video game company who has quickly became a meme because of its child-friendly videogames, such as Mario, Kirby and Pokémon. This is a shame, because Nintendo have made more mature games, such as Metroid and Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. What makes it even more of a shame is because it has lots of first-class games that have held up over the years, like Super Mario World, Super Smash Bros Melee, Ocarina of Time and Kirby Super Star. THANK YOU VERY MUCH SEGA! I REALLY ENJOY SEEING MY FAVOURITE VIDEOGAME COMPANY BECOME A LAUGHING STOCK! Nintendo is still one of, if not THE best gaming developers ever. Despite their more casual outlook, many hardcore gamers still give them a shot and enjoy their games every single time.
Guy 1: I'm gonna play on my Xbox. Me: Why not try Nintendo for once? Guy 1: DUUUH! NINTENDO'S FOR BABYS! U R SUCH A DUMBASS IF U STILL PLAY WITH THEIR 'SUPER BABY SHITBAG 5'! Guy 1 plays Nintendo anyway and is mesmerised by how good it actually is. He buys an N64, GameCube, Wii, DS, Gameboy and Switch immediately. His Xbox has yet to be played on again.
By GalactaK
Video game company that used to make good games a billion years ago. Nowadays their games are strictly "baby games". If anyone over the age of 10(that's 10 months, not years) is caught playing nintendo games they are usually beaten to death with a blunt object. It's okay though, they deserved it.
Billy- "Hey Greg, wanna go play Wii at my house?" Greg- "Wii isn't that Nintendo?" Billy- "Yeah, so?" Greg- "So Nintendo games are for babies." Billy- "But I LIKE Nintendo games." ~Greg smashes a PS2 over Billy's head and calls him a douche, people around them begin to cheer.~
By NintendoJabsPoo
A game corporation. They make these games. Mario Bros. The Legend of Zelda Donkey Kong Wii games They like milking franchises. Meaning they release like two to four damn games in a year. Mario Bros. sucks! Zelda sucks! Donkey Kong is alright.
Fuck Nintendo. I am a Playstation fan.
By negrosahn