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James

James or Jamie for short are great at almost everything, if they don't know how to do something they learn just for you. James have an artist talent they keep secret, it's rare to see it, a total uber guru techie, electronic exceptional genius, natural born leaders but don't take there place with confidence they have to be convinced they are great, they have a humor that once you get there joke it's actually hilarious and can't believe that came out of them also, you've heard of "Jimmmy rig it " better said "Jamie rig It" Jame's are non stop talkers, very competative, hate to loose at just about everything, they give great head but aren't the best kissers and that's ok because they make up for it in other areas like they can remember your favorites about all the things you like and James are great at BBQ, baking, they love super glue it's there best friend & gorilla duck tape! They have a great taste in jewelry, Common sense is not at all there strong suit, don't piss a James off because they can ruin your life with there genius brains for the rest of your life. James are the best at keeping things in safe places, you just need a Jamie!! One of the most annoying but you gotta love it anyway things a James can do is when there alarm goes off they literally are like BING! TIME TO WAKEY WAKEY!! butt plant drops off the bed with their heels straight in the sky frontward tuck roll LAND! runnin like the energizer bunny! are the first to show up for work, Super human strength

"Nobody can do it like james does it!" "Just need A Jamie!!" "Babe will you James rig it for us!"

By Ro40

James

A James is usually a caring person, there for you when you cant hold yourself together. And is genuinely a great guy until you anger them. Then he becomes your worst nightmare as he knows everything about you and uses it against you. James' Only act in anger when provoked for far too long and usually give signs for you to stop your shit.

Person 1: Dude, my buddy James is chill AF Person 2: I made the mistake of backstabbing James and he warned me but I kept pushing and now my entire family hates me

By Billyshoalsshovescoalinboars

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