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blowjob

When a guy/girl put there mouth on a cock and sucks on it and licks it giving pleasure to the cock owner.

Christian came to Jessica's house and found her listening to music on the side of the house. He jumped at Jessica and scared her. No one was outside. So Christian sat down next to Jessica, and started to feel his dick. Jessica saw him and asked what he was doing. Christian replied " Just doing my thing" with a smirk on his face. Christian asked Jessica if she could give him a blowjob. Jessica nodded her head and removed her earbuds. Christian stood up and unzipped his pants. Jessica kneeling sucking on his dick

By Pandalover22<3

blowjob

Something girls rarely perform to the level of a man's satisfaction. They often misconstrue the act of just putting your love rod between their lips. Girls should be mindful of that fact that a proper blowjob consists of taking your shaft deep down into their mouths until the tip of your shaft reaches the back of their throats and hold it there for a few seconds. This may cause some gagging, welling of tears, but they should learn to take it. Then they can slowly withdraw it, but not completely. This should be repeated as neccessary until the man shoots his hot, thick load down their throats, at which point, they should swallow with relish and joy. This too, may cause some gagging, resulting in some of the load to be spewed out of their nostrils, but they should learn to enjoy the experience. A proper blowjob is especially satisfying after the man has been pumping the girl's ass with it for a while and the girl takes the pleasure stick directly from her ass to her mouth.

Man, that bitch gave me such a good blowjob lastnite that when I woke up this morning, I found the bed sheet stuck up between my ass.

By Want_It_Deep

Blowjob

When a woman (or man) sucks on another guys dick until he reaches orgasm. This causes much pleasure for the man and woman. It is the best form of oral sex that there is.

I sat down on my knees and approched his penis, I gave him a hard look and then started sucking. Up and down, up and down, he finally reach orgasm, the cum that came was unbelievable. He smiled then he continued to cum. "Issie, that was the best blowjob I have ever gotten", "Really glad you think so cuz theres more coming right back at you." I then kept on suck, my hands rubbed up and down his smooth penis, the tip was wet from my saliva, everything was perfect except for one thing..."Lets go all the way 4th base" Alex said. After that we were off, i could feel him thrusting his penis into my vagina and i immeditly started orgasm, "fuck, ya, oooohhhh ya baby, ooohhhh, fuck ya, oh shit ya..." I was in sex heaven, and it all started with a kiss...

By someonefromsomwhere

Blowjob

When you suck or [lick] a mans (not a [boy]'s)dick. [Don]'t forget about the guys balls, that will make him very happy. also remember to keep you teeth back away from the entire penis, it is very sensitive down there. on the head always play wit it wit your tounge, feel how soft and wonderful it feels. use the [tip] of your toungue to feel all of the details of the wonderful head. dont forget about the shaft either. while your mouth isnt down there messaging it use ur hand to give him a miny hand job. dont forget that. most guys like wen [u] go fast but dont forget while u [r] goin fast that ur teeth arent hitting it at all, tht will deffinately make it less [horny]. after a lil of that switch it up and bob ur head up and down so that u deep throat, hold it there long enough for you to gag, that feels wonderful to them wen you throat tightens up on the head. while UR head is near the [top] rub it quickly wit your hand, and wen he finally cums u should swallow, it doesnt taste [bad] and i actually like it. its not a [bad] thing if he doesnt [cum], it just means u need to try sumthin dif next time =)

I went over to my boyfriends house. as we went down to his room i started to suck on his neck. i pushed him on the bed and said "You've been a very bad [boy] and you need punished ;)" As i said that the buldge in his pants was even more notice able. i pulled his pants off first then teased him by kissing him on the neck then moving down slowly. As i get to that area i then tease him by kissing him around his thigh, and right around the base, that drives him [crazy] so i go to the balls. i [lick] and suck on them which makes him notice ably harder. i then go to his second head and start to [lick] and lightly suck it. i feel around the hole of the head, [stick] my tounge in and just feel how soft and smooth it is. it feels amazing and that drives me [crazy]! He can tell im noticably hornier so he starts to finger me [hard] from behind! that feels amazing and so he shoves in 4 fingers! i am going [crazy] wit pleasure so i start to moan as i am giving him the blowjob! he is now getting so fuckin [horny] that he starts to moan too!! As i increase the [speed] of my how fast i am puttin his thick dick into my mouth he gets harder and harder until finally he cums as i am licking the excess off of his penis so some goes onto his leg as well as myself. So i lean down and lick off his [cum] from his beautiful thigh. I also do get the [cum] off myself bcuz y waste some good ass [cum] wen it well.... COMES!! He then says "thnx babe, that was the best blowjob i ever did get" He then ate me out and while he was doin dat i was moanin so much it brought him rite back up! so i had to take care of that, but then i had to go home, but not b4 we got down and did the horizontal hokie pokie! if this made u [horny] like it did me then ur welcom. hope you learned sumthing and rememberl, always swallow wit a smile =)

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Blowjob

"smokin' the bone"..."giving head"..."cocksucking"..."doin' the nasty"..."oral sex"...the act of performing fellatio on a penis until said penis ejaculates. Generally a pleasurable experience for the person being blown...depending on the person doing the blowing, not so much.

My old girlfriend Valerie had a tiny mouth, but enjoyed giving me a blowjob on Friday nights, when I came home from college. I would show my appreciation by saving up 3 days worth of jizz, and dumping it down her throat while I forced her head down deeper, causing her to gag and spit. She seemed to enjoy this and even suggested we shoot some video of the event...

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