What's on your mug?

Your girl friend calls you dad because you are going to leave her as fast as your dad did

Girl; hey daddy, where are you Boy:

By Magnum dong125

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years

My dad kills kids.

By Axo6969hm

I’m going to the store to get some milk

Hey dad where are you going? “Oh I’m going to get some milk I will be back soon”.

By KitKatHersheyChocolate

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.

"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"

By Cdprice102- check me out on yt

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store

Dad left 15 years ago

By I’m Jesus god