What's on your mug?

Banging in the snow without clothes.

I saw Catherine and Kyle were having a coldplay yesterday,Im going to shower now...

By MikeTheNoscoper

An alternative Rockbanf that has currently made 7 albums which are Parachutes, A Rush Of Blood To The Head, X&Y, Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends, Mylo Xyloto, Ghost Stories, And most recent, A Head Full Of Dreams. The bandmates include, Chris Martin the lead singer, Jonny Buckland the lead guitarist, Guy Berryman the bassist and Will Champion the drummer. People often criticize Coldplay because they are ignorant and don’t understand the beauty of their music. Their A Head Full Of Dreams World Tour was a tremendous hit. I’m the summer of 2017 the band released the Kaleidoscope EP which included the songs, Something Just Like This, Miracles (someone special), Aliens, Hypnotised and All I Can Think About Is You. Other amazing hits by Coldplay are, Yellow, Clocks, The Scientist, Fix You, Viva La Vida, Paradise, A Sky Full Of Stars, and Hymn For The Weekend. I hope Coldplay comes out with a new album soon!!

Christi: Kate, what are you listening too? Kate: Oh, I’m listening to the most internationally famous band in concert the 2000’s. Christi: Coldplay? Kate: Yes!

By TurtleGirl814

The act of sexually fiddling with a corpse in a mortuary. Not limited to any particular gender. Or species.

Rob was into coldplay, and was caught finger-banging Gwyneth Paltrow's corpse as she lay on the slab.

By COCK PVNCH

1. The British Band with Chris Martin (vocals) Johnny Buckland (guitar) Will Champion (drums) and guy Berryman (bass). Some of there hit songs are Yellow, The Scientist, Clocks, Fix You, Speed of Sound, and Viva la Vida (i was Lost was 1) 2. A Bad desision

1. Dude im going to be the first see the hit song by Coldplay "Viva La Vida" at the 2008 Mtv Music Awards. 2. Why did i make that coldplay

By British Coldplay Fan

When you 'play' with yourself, while your genitals are below average body temperature.

In the winter, I have no option but to ColdPlay with my self.

By FortOfDoom