What's on your mug?

Nobody knows the meaning of life.

What’s the meaning of life? I don’t know, dude.

By theperfectpseudonym

Something that i don't have. You don't have one either if you are reading this right now.

My life is does not exist.

By emilywhelan :)

A long water slide where you drown at the end

Boy: My life is great and so are you! Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play. Boy: She salty, me likey! Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.

By datonegurl

A long ass waiting room until you have your appointment with God

Life is a bitch, so be her pimp

By Da godfather

Slavery,suffering,keeps you hostage LIFE is a waste of time it also gives you lemons.

LIFE IS A B****

By NERF THIS