James
Sure there's a bit of a firey dragon waiting to set you ablaze should you disagree with him inside James but behind that big beast there's also a big softie just wanting love and head rubs. James will lead you on epic campaigns, teach you everything he knows about online gaming and cook you a tasty dinner even after he's had a long day at work. Sure he'll mock your scrabble words but he'll also take you camping and toast you marshmallows and tell you you're beautiful when you're sick with a terrible cold. If you take care of your James he will be your best friend, your fiercest advocate, the love of your life and a hell of a good time in bed. So take care of your James cuz if you don't he'll mess your shit up.
A James is like a porcupine, basically a spiky teddy bear, cute and cuddly but will cut you if you're not cuddling him right. Look out, it's a James and it looks angry, quick feed him and tell him he's pretty! I love me some James.
By NerdGirlvsTheWorld