What's on your mug?

A person who acts like a dumbass or doesnt have anything really important to say

"How do you make top ramen?" "omg what a fuckin douche are you serious?"

By D-Gringo

1. A device used to cleanse one's dirty vagina. 2. A complete brainless moron that does nothing but kill other human beings by wasting oxygen. 3. Jeremy Rienbolt, Marina’s High School’s Band Director. The one guy who does nothing but screw everyone over.

1. The only action Jeremy is ever able to view, besides in his car, (& his mother), is watching female, or male, nude sluts that need to use a douche to clean out their vaginas. 3. Krissy asked Jeremy why he was such a douche. 2. Lucy asked Mr. Rein-douche if she could go to skip the band competition to take her SATS. Mr. Rein-douche replies, "Where can I contact these SATS people?"

By TONESTER

Verb. To clean a pussy using over the counter products. Noun. All components of said products that come in the box (douche bag, solution, nozzle) Slang - Noun. 1) A person who is acting in a sleezy and respulsive way. 2) A cheesy person who attempts to smooth talk or con someone. 3) A buffoon, a person acting in a way to attract attention to themselves by behaving in a socially inappropriate manner. 4) One who commits selfish and harmful acts intentionally

1) That douche is copying your test answers 2) That douche of a salesmen tried to charge me extra closing costs 3) The bouncers just wrecked that douche who spilled his drinks on people 4) That douche just took my parking spot

By Expane

An individual that unknowingly is socially acquitted of all terms relating to being "cool". They exhibit all rational forms of being a socialite, and forfeit all rights to friendship due to their lack of common knowledge and/or educational integrity.

Todd is a douche, and he failed in getting Sarah to go on a date with him due to his own misfortune.

By Doug Brooks

1] feminine vag cleaner. 2] a really annoying lame person that gets on your nerves. usually one of your enemies or occasionally your friends. most douches are boys and girls. some resembling to a shman. :]

1] "mom! i need a douche" 2] "you stupid douche creamer! your so annoying! get a life!"

By xxbrittany!!xx