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Yes, it's multiple parts this one... *The wilderness* Lucifer "Oh what in the fuck is it now!?" Jesus "Hey man! Long time no see! What's it been? [30] years? I'm a [guy] now." Lucifer "This is what you've been doing!? You can't be a [guy]!" Jesus "I am. I'm Jesus Christ now."

Lucifer "JESUS CHRIST!" Jesus "Yep." Lucifer "Jesus Christ! This is ridiculous. You can't be a guy. Change back! Change back immediately!" Jesus "Oho can't I? Are you my dad now? Ok [father]. I won't be a guy *[Father]*." [Father] "I don't need to be your [father] to- Wait... *[Father]* YOU SON OF A BITCH! What are you going to do!? What are THEY going to do!? They are going to fuck your shit up!" Jesus "Oh I know." [Father] 😨 Jesus 🤨 [Father] "What the fuck is happening right now..." Jesus "Uuuuummmm I'm a guy now. I did some cool stuff. They're going to kill me. And.. then... I'm... Gonna... I donno... I'll just come back or something. Or not. Or come back for a bit and then go back and then come back later. It's gonna be tight!" Father "Jesus Christ... That is fucking stupid man. Absolutely dumb. Why would you come here just to let em kill you?" Jesus "Save me then [idiot]! Heheheh!" Lucifer "No. No, I'm not going to save you from- What is there to even save you from?" Jesus "Exactly. Hey, we're having a party man you should come out! We got... Um... Bread. We're gonna split a bottle of wine between... Well, between the 14 of us I guess. It's gonna be [dope]." Father "TSK! Getthefuckouttaherewiththat! No! NO! I'm not going to 'party' and I'm not going to be a part of any of this." Jesus "Your loss man parties are fun." Father 😨 Jesus "Alright man I'll see you later." 😌🖐 Father 😨

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