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A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society. The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.

Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.

By Blessurlittleheart

someone who always has somethign to say about something you do weither it be good or bad. always worrired about how someone else looks or what they wear or what the post. someone who wants to get noticed

man dat nigga a dick rider

By t-pnf

Someone who stalks the fuck out of someone's life, they constantly talk about them creep on them, watch everything they do, they practically know everything they do, they listen in on them 24 fucking 7 they literally never leave them alone always either tryna create some fuckery or whatever crap they be on when they should be focusing on their own life

Brock: yo the I was walking home last night and I swear I seen someone in the far distance like lurking on me lol I swear I'm not tweaking Nick: are you sure? haha you know what it was probably Becky she's such a dick rider plus she doesn't stop talking about you don't tell her I said anything Brock: okay I wont

By XyloZeem