Dad
The guy who left for cigarettes ten years ago but never came back
You’re not my dad
By NIGGER NUGGET
What's on your mug?
dad
Hypocritical moron. The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?! Me: What are talking about? Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"! Me: What's asshole.com? Dad: You shut the fuck up!! Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!! Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites? Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
By lazy, worthless faggot
dad
the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4 and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.
SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet how did you do that? says dad
By sinister wuff
Dad
I don't know what to say because I don't have one
A dad is a ummm....
By No dad 22415
dad
that thing that you haft to deal with on weekends
my dad is gay
By mydadis69