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1. Aarons' that are Asian are word class at first person shooter games, geniuses at math, and have the potential to be Einstein. Usually range from 4-8 inches when it comes to their penis and is very good at sex. They also are very skinny and can usually feel their bones very easily. 2. Aarons that are American are pretty self-explanatory, first they are very dumb and do not know how to do anything an Asian Aaron would and are also incredibly fat. They would also claim to be very good at something but are not. For example basketball, they are all horrible at basketball and mainly sex. They also have a 2 inch Peter Magrifin.

1. You want to que some val? I know a great smurf his name is Aaron. Yo, Aaron can you help me study for math? 2. Ay! Do you want to play some 2v2 ball? Alright just don't pick Aaron he's ass. Mom!, Can we have some Mcdonald's?! it's Aaron, can I have 262 McNuggets?

By Jeff ;) '.'

The Aaron species does not like human-to-aaron contact and will shut you up at any given moment. The Aaron's also do not like people texting late at night, and will block you if you are caught in the act. Aaron's are very territorial and will defend it personal space (unless you're a Ryder...Aaron's adore Ryders). Aaron's are also in love with Betty White and the Titanic. We're not exactly sure where this obsession comes from, but any reference to those properties will have them talking for hours on end. The best thing to do when fending off an Aaron is to be as annoying as possible, this will agitate the Aaron and will cause it to leave.

Aaron's are very territorial

By Why_Am_I_Here_?

A man that loves his cat, has a small ding dong and balls, but his cat has massiiivvveee cock and balls, he has 1 main friend and a bitch brother, friends cock can kill many children with the flop of his cock and loves "Aarons cat"

Yo dud, that man always talks about his cat and his friends big dick. Yea I know man, he must be a Aaron

By Bigledick

Aaron is a young british boy, who has the most beautiful green eyes you will ever see. He is kind and caring, but often zones out into his own world, but when he is present, be aware that he can be very observant of you. Aaron has large and swole sexy muscles, but down be tricked by his handsome figure, this boy will loose any fight against gluten, as he is a coeliac. But nonetheless, Aaron is a great friend to have, and you'll keep him for life, ABOW.

Person 1: Hey! Did you see Aaron win that fight at lunchtime? Person 2: Yeah he might have won that...but try giving him your white-bread sandwich!

By JessicaBootsWithTheFur

If this is you shove 34 legos up your ass

Stupid fucking Aaron