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Your mom is hot

By Bleached_lemon

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish

jimmy is your mom

By your mum definetion

The best comeback to any situation. The phrase “your mom” can be used in literally scenario. The lest context the better. Using this phrase makes you instantly cool and people usually dont know how to respond so its also a great way to end a conversation.

- “Hey Candice did you here what happened to your cat?”: “your mom 😎” - “what was all that noise?”: “your mom 😎” - “your so dumb”: “your mom 😎” - “bruh what is that?”: “your mom 😎”

By CandiceSaidSo

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?! Me:your mom

By yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF

Your mom

Your mom

By 「LEMON」