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Best dick in the world

Aaron really throws down in bed

By Aboogie2xx

Aaron is derived from a phrase "aha rw" of Ancient Egyptian dialect, meaning "warrior lion".

If you're reading this, you're either an Aaron, a chick interested in an Aaron, or an Aaron-hater. Either way, you're a fan.

By Aharw_warrior_lion

Invented the cure for Aids, cancer, blindness and many other incurable maladies. Got drunk in cabo and had his work stolen. Absolute gentleman. THE COOLEST PERSON EVER. THE NICEST PERSON EVER. THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER. THE HARDEST PERSON EVER. BETTER THAN ALL OTHER NAMES OF ANY OTHER PERSON IN THE KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSE. Theres too many good things about Aaron to type in one sitting. The world needs more Aaron. This was 100% NOT written by someone named Aaron. That would be ridiculous right?

Aaron really cured the incurable. Such an Aaron thing to do.

By Most Definitely Not Aaron

The older rat, a love of a person, all that is right

Aaron the father of the rat family

By Littleratxd

Aaron is a really hot guy and looks great dancing in a white shirt when all his friends wear black. Many say he's a really nice guy. Quite a few of the gays love him and some even have a not-so-secret crush on him. He has perfected the queer art of failure. Everyone either wants to be him or be with him, but does anyone truly understand how special he is?

Aaron is helping to build a beautiful world.

By turnip_head