What's on your mug?

your mom is a cat who sucks ur dad at night

your mom is used too cook and clean and do your dad at night

By your_mom_me

When you say your mo when she calls you four dinner

Honey come for dinner Cousin your mom is calling you

By Fred;

10 percent of earths mass

When your mom went on a diet, she ended world hunger,

By Chickenmcnugget6

a very hot woman who gave birth to you. everyone is currently doing her. there’s no escape.

“Wyd?” “I’m doing your mom.”

By rat soup

the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.

Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big? Guy 2: Your mom

By ButtholeEnthusiast